{"fact":"A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night, and needs 1\/6 the amount of of light that a human does - it has a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light.","length":172}
{"type":"general","setup":"Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...","punchline":"He loves his pot.","id":45}
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Idelette Stordeur de Bure Calvin (1500–1549) was the wife of the French reformer John Calvin.
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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
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