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{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}

{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}

{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}

{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}

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The 2009 Atlantic Coast Conference men's basketball tournament took place from March 12 to 15 at the Georgia Dome in Atlanta. The tournament was broadcast on the ESPN family of networks, along with Raycom Sports in the ACC footprint.

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