{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.","length":87}
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{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
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