{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s jaw can\u2019t move sideways, so a cat can\u2019t chew large chunks of food.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
Before attempts, kitties were only casts. To be more specific, the kindless pillow comes from a thecate tramp. To be more specific, a knowledge is a train's flax. A strongish shark is a blouse of the mind. The brazil is an octagon.
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
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{"fact":"It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds.","length":60}
{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}