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HD 28843, also known as HR 1441 and DZ Eridani, is a star about 550 light years from the Earth, in the constellation Eridanus. It is a 5th magnitude star, so it will be faintly visible to the naked eye of an observer far from city lights. It is a variable star, whose brightness varies slightly from 5.70 to 5.84 during its 1.374 day rotation period. It is a member of the μ Tauri Association, a group of young stars within the larger Cassiopeia-Taurus Structure.

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do ducks make great detectives?","punchline":"They always quack the case.","id":347}

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